March 2010
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“My fault, my failure, is not in the passions I have, but in my lack of control...”
– Jack Kerouac | Submitted by justshineon (via quote-book)
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“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.”
– Anaïs Nin (via thresca) (via quote-book)
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“and if I loved you Wednesday, well, what is that to you? I do not love you...”
– Edna St. Vincent Millay
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November 2009
68 posts
I am the mouse...
It doesn’t matter how I fret or rage fate has got me in a barbed-wire cage like ingenious mouse I look in every corner for a hole a way to circumvent this state find an exit before too late in all this effort this maddening pace I find myself back at the starting place my eyes have cried dry, my back is bowed where it’ll all end I do not know I’m that mouse again ...
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The Flat Earth Society
giftwrapped: Enter the Flat Earth Society. For over five hundred years humanity has believed the “round Earth” teachings of Efimovich and his followers. But all hope is not lost. For through all that time, a small but diligent band of individuals have preserved the knowledge of our planet’s true shape. And now, after centuries in the Dark Ages, we believe that mankind as a whole is once again...
Nov 18th
celebs are fun to mess with...
einsteinsgirl: lunaticsandgoldfish: einsteinsgirl: lunaticsandgoldfish: they are such easy marks. esp. when they set it up so beautifully… These people are not based in reality. Spoiled pampered show dogs on display for us plebes. It is what makes the internet a fun place.  :) I wonder if I will feel ultra powerful if I make someone cry.. like Heidi and Spence! I think that sounds...
Nov 18th
I really should be doing some housework....
my new job is psuedohousefrau. My mom and I have been hanging out playing on Tumblr but the dryer stopped 2hrs ago. The dish water has gone cold and mom’s vodka and OJ needs a refresh… Off to put on an apron. Figgy pie for dessert.
Nov 18th
celebs are fun to mess with...
einsteinsgirl: lunaticsandgoldfish: they are such easy marks. esp. when they set it up so beautifully… These people are not based in reality. Spoiled pampered show dogs on display for us plebes. It is what makes the internet a fun place.  :) I wonder if I will feel ultra powerful if I make someone cry.. like Heidi and Spence! I think that sounds like a reasonable short-term goal. :)
Nov 18th
celebs are fun to mess with...
they are such easy marks. esp. when they set it up so beautifully… These people are not based in reality. Spoiled pampered show dogs on display for us plebes.
Nov 18th
Toe spacers and denture pads
giftwrapped: einsteinsgirl: giftwrapped: Were on the shelf in the chemist as I waited for my prescription meds. Is this what I have to look forward to in old age alongside elasticated waist trousers and velcro shoes? I thought we had established that white coats and padded cells were in your future. That’s the short-term future, long term I shall all need those other things along with...
Nov 18th
@THISISJUSTWRONG: @PaulaAbdul: Good Morning and Afternoon Everyone!! Its a nice sunny day here in NYC and I headed to one of many meeting that i have today If I were on 3000mg of Methadone and crushin up OC’s &sprinkln it like GDAMd sweet and low my day would be sunny too.
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my family collects dead things and keeps them in...
we have a hummingbird, a rabbit, a scorpion, a bugly eyed goldfish and a horney toad. I am not sure why we continue to keep these things. I guess you never know when you might need something.
Nov 18th
Toe spaces and denture pads
giftwrapped: Were on the shelf in the chemist as I waited for my prescription meds. Is this what I have to look forward to in old age alongside elasticated waist trousers and velcro shoes? that and the incontinence briefs, I guess you might call them geriatric nappies….
Nov 18th
and now she is convinced rats have got her...
Nov 18th
my dear demented mother...
who thinks she is Snow White and can talk to all the little animals had placed a bowl of cat food to feed the squirrels. We peeked out the window and Lo and behold a giant flippin rat was curled up in the bowl as happy as a pig in shit. Now mother dear is posted outside as a sentry armed with BB gun. “thanks you stupid cock sucker for destroying my garden of enchantment!” says...
Nov 18th
So lady from down under...
giftwrapped: lunaticsandgoldfish: benjaminlinus: giftwrapped: …stalk me all you like but leave my friends alone.  They can have no possible interest for you and no I am not every single one of them. Rose!  Come on now.  Stop being so modest. I know! since she has taken over my blog it has been more popular than ever. I’m usually the kiss of death.  :( whatevs! dear heart. you are...
Nov 18th
So lady from down under...
benjaminlinus: giftwrapped: …stalk me all you like but leave my friends alone.  They can have no possible interest for you and no I am not every single one of them. Rose!  Come on now.  Stop being so modest. I know! since she has taken over my blog it has been more popular than ever.
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Where is the trainwreck?
(via einsteinsgirl) I was wondering that too…
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I started listening to Christmas music just to...
einsteinsgirl: lunaticsandgoldfish: einsteinsgirl: I started with Bob Dylan’s new album. beautiful! don’t forget the Beach Boys… Forgot about them.  need to put that on the play list. that Paul McCartney xmas song drives me bonkers.. so repetitive it is almost on a loop and gets stuck in my head.
Nov 18th
my love for you is real!
but my heart is made of plastic.
Nov 18th
I started listening to Christmas music just to...
einsteinsgirl: I started with Bob Dylan’s new album. beautiful! don’t forget the Beach Boys…
Nov 18th
“my mom is confused. she calls squirrels pussycats and feeds them dry cat food.”
– THISISJUSTWRONG
Nov 18th
“my ass does the salsa dance long after I have stopped moving.”
– THISISJUSTWRONG
Nov 18th
“I think that I might need a tit lift. They are heading in the wrong direction.”
– THISISJUSTWRONG
Nov 18th
“I just clipped my toenails. I can’t decide whether I should shave my legs...”
– THISISJUSTWRONG
Nov 18th
“do you really care what I am doing? Twitter makes everyone egocentric…”
– THISISJUSTWRONG
Nov 18th
Sometimes
giftwrapped: real life gets in the way.  :) ain’t that the truth!!
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Aimee
bumblebee: lunaticsandgoldfish: bumblebee: Hey Aimee, you’re back.  You’ve been gone a while….. I know! I am working on a novel, and starting a new business. How are you? Fine.  No real changes here - same everything really. Your stuff sounds exciting! Are you still doing nursing? no nursing at the moment! I don’t think that I will be going back into that, other than teaching....
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Aimee
bumblebee: Hey Aimee, you’re back.  You’ve been gone a while….. I know! I am working on a novel, and starting a new business. How are you?
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